Just kidding, welcome!
My name is Brandon Pelar... but I'm assuming you already knew that.
In college, I took a theater class where the professor emphasized saying "I am..." when introducing your name because that is taking ownership over yourself.
I have to be honest though, I trust Eminem more than my professor whose professional email was unironically lionmann69@gmail.com, hence the reason I introduced myself with "my name is."
(That is not ACTUALLY their email, I changed it slightly to protect their privacy, but it is shockingly close to that. Too close.)
Anyway, when I'm not working I can be found doing comedy as you've probably gathered from the tenor of this entire website. I produce stand-up shows at The Slab, an outdoor NYC venue!